Azlan: which one?
Me: the tall, hot one.
Azlan: rugby dude?
Me: YES THAT ONE
Azlan: yang selalu naik train sama sama?
Me: yes! Hot kan?
Azlan: I’m hotter.
Me: virtual pat
*when crush follows me on insta but only liked photos of my cat*
Me: *talks to cat* Pancake, I think my crush has a crush on you
Sometimes I just need to be left alone and I hope others would understand that.